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Biggest Loser — 5th Weigh in

rashisha — Thu, 26 Nov 2009 08:27:18 +0000

Me Today

After 2 weeks of gaining weight and not loosing anything i finally I did it!!!! I lost 2 kilos :D well heehe 1.8 I am the biggest loser for this week Check out the stats

	Weight loss percentage
Participants	Week 1	Week 2	Week 3	Week 4	Week 5	Week 6	Week 7	Week 8	Week 9
Alexandra	1.864573111	1	0.81	2.14	0.93
Tamara	0.940860215	2.44	0	1.53	0.42
Sevan	0.49833887	0.166	-0.67	0.332	-1.166
Pami	1.204819277	0.305	-0.305	0.152	0.15
Aaron	2.643678161	1.41	0.48	0.84	-1.58
Rasha	1.952580195	1.56	-1.87	0	2.55
Anil	0.354191263	-0.355	0	0.83	0.238

3 Weeks to go!!! Im in 3rd place overall in the running…. I hope that i keep loosing from now till I see my boys (My Finace Dec 23 and Backstreet Boys Dec 17)

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Track 13

rashisha — Sun, 31 May 2009 13:26:46 +0000

The Rules:
1. Put your iTunes/Music player on shuffle.
2. For each question, press the next button to get your answer.
3. YOU MUST WRITE THAT SONG NAME DOWN NO MATTER WHAT!!! After you’ve answered all of the questions, tag 10 people and then let them know they’ve been tagged to do themselves.

1.IF SOMEONE SAYS “IS THIS OKAY” YOU SAY?
Crack a Bottle – Eminem Dr. Dre & 50 cent
2.WHAT WOULD BEST DESCRIBE YOUR PERSONALITY?
You Can Let go – Backstreet Boys
3.WHAT DO YOU LIKE IN A GUY/GIRL ?
Dangerous – Timberland
4. HOW DO YOU FEEL TODAY?
Just Dance – Lady Gaga
5.WHAT IS YOUR LIFE’S PURPOSE?
One wish – Ray J
6.WHAT DO YOUR FRIENDS THINK OF YOU?
No Other Way – Jack Johnson
7. WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR PARENTS?
Together – Bob Sinclair
8.WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT VERY OFTEN?
Savin Me -Nickelback
9.WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR BEST FRIEND?
I need a Little time – Beautiful South
10.WHAT DO YOU THINK OF THE PERSON YOU LIKE?
Baby When youre gone – Mel c. & Bryan Adams
11.WHAT IS YOUR LIFE STORY?
Chasing cars – Snow Patrol
12.WHAT DO YOU THINK WHEN YOU SEE THE PERSON YOU LIKE?
Whiskey Lullabye – Brad Paisley
13.WHAT DO YOUR PARENTS THINK OF YOU?
Mad – Ne-Yo
14. WHAT WILL YOU DANCE TO AT YOUR WEDDING?
Track 10
15.WHAT WILL THEY PLAY AT YOUR FUNERAL?
You aint much Fun since I quit Drinkin – Toby Keith
16.WHAT IS YOUR HOBBY/INTEREST?
Upside Down – Jack johnson
17. WHAT IS YOUR BIGGEST SECRET?
Redneck Woman – Gretchen Wilson
18.WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR FRIENDS?
By your Side – Sade
19. WHAT SHOULD YOU POST THIS AS?
Track 13
20. WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOURSELF?
Blushing Cheeks – Julia Nunes

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Mr. Itchy Crotch Nosepicker

rashisha — Thu, 03 Jul 2008 13:31:47 +0000

Yes People! Another Trait has been discovered…

And The Awesome thing is i find out that Everyone KNows about this and they call them teh 4 Combos . They even created an Ad campaign About The Issues… K&T Kawar and Tayar (Pick And Flick).

I find it hallarious!!

This is Just the first options More to come soon….

He’s Gonna Kick My Ass?

rashisha — Mon, 16 Jun 2008 20:59:31 +0000

He’s gonna kick MY ass?

Haha

“How Long You Have Been Working Here?”

rashisha — Sun, 03 Feb 2008 13:39:09 +0000

So I was in the kitchen at work making a cup of tea when the tea-boy (Ramzi) Asks me…

Ramzi:- How Long You have been Working here? 2 months?

Rashisha:- Me?? Noooooo Almost 5 Months I started on Oct 1st! Remember?

Ramzi:- ahhh… yes! yes! Whats Your Name?

Rashisha:- MY NAME? RAMZI? WHATS WRONG? You KNOW MY Name

Ramzi:- Your Fathers Name..Your Fathers Name

Rashisha:- Ohhh Its ***** Rasha ***** Why?

Ramzi:- ohhhhh There will be a surprise for you.

Whose Line Is It Anyway?

rashisha — Wed, 16 Jan 2008 09:30:38 +0000

Whose Line Is It Anyway? is a short-form improvisational comedy TV show. The show consists of a panel of four performers and comedians who create characters, scenes and songs on the spot, in the style of short-form improvisation games. Topics for the games are based on either audience suggestions or predetermined prompts from the host.

I Have been Addicted to this show and i have watched almost more than 50 episodes in 2 days.

My favorite Games on the show are…

Greatest Hits, a game in which the host asks the audience for something (usually a profession) and the participants do an infomercial advertising the latest compilation album with made up songs which are sometimes based off of real songs.

Hoedown calls for each contestant to perform one of four stanzas of a song in the style of a hoedown. The subject of the hoedown is usually provided from an audience suggestion.

Party Quirks. In this game, three of the performers are provided with envelopes, inside which are character traits or quirks; each performer acts as a guest of a party, and must adopt the trait given to them. The fourth performer acts as the party’s host and must identify the quirks. If their quirk is correctly guessed, the performer will leave the party.

Scenes from a Hat, the host will pull suggestions for scenes out of a hat. (These suggestions are written out beforehand by audience members.) In response to each suggestion, the performers will improvise a one or two-line scene.